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[问题]退休选择在newport beach, ca 居住是否合适?安校、ah-lei等对此地熟悉的人请进 -- 黄埔半期 - (218 Byte) 2011-2-14 周一, 10:15 (41538 reads) |
yue_er
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作者:yue_er 在 海归茶馆 发贴, 来自【海归网】 http://www.haiguinet.com
You know you live in San Francisco when . . .
Your co-worker tells you they have eight body piercings - and none are visible.
When someone says TENDERLOIN - you don't think steak. You think danger.
You make well over $100,000 and you still can't find a nice place to live.
You think anyone who drives a car to work is decadent.
You keep a list of companies to boycott.
You would never dream of crossing a picket line.
You take the bus and are shocked at two people carrying on a conversation in English.
You realize there are far more Rainbow flags in the city than California State Flags.
The guy who cuts your hair is straight, and your plumber is g*ay,
The woman who delivers your mail is straight and your Mary Kay Lady is g*ay.
Old friends you haven't talked to in years suddenly call and ask do you have a spare bedroom for a weekend?
You think anyone wearing a George Clooney haircut is visiting from the Midwest.
You can't remember...Is pot still illegal?
You go to your office manager's baby shower - the parent's are named Judy and Becky.
You give a "thumbs up" gesture to a car with a FREE TIBET bumper sticker-and you mean it.
You have a very strong opinion where your coffee beans are grown, and are willing to fight about it.
A really great parking spot can move you to tears.
You prefer the Spanish Soaps on TV - the guys are much hotter!
You know that anyone wearing shorts in June is just visiting from Ohio.
A man walks on MUNI in full leather regalia and crotch less chaps. You don't notice.
You still can't believe a company doesn't offer domestic partner benefits.
You curse those damn tourists -but always stop to help a cute guy or gal who is looking puzzled at a city map.
When you drive under an underpass - for one moment you think "earthquake".
Your boss runs in "The Bay to Breakers" ... it's the first time you have seen him n*ude.
Your child's 3rd grade teacher has a nose ring and is named "Breeze".
You haven't been to Fisherman's Wharf since the first month you moved to the bay.
You are thinking of taking an adult ed class - but you can't decide between a Yoga, Channeling or Building Your Web Site class.
Your new neighbor goes to temple-but you are still not sure if they are Jewish or Buddhist.
You realize the only Republicans you know are your Aunt and Uncle in Georgia.
作者:yue_er 在 海归茶馆 发贴, 来自【海归网】 http://www.haiguinet.com
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